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ĸylo ren (
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sololoquy
2018-06-23 06:51 am (UTC)
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No.
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assholic
2018-06-23 06:54 am (UTC)
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Sand whales?
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sololoquy
2018-06-25 04:04 am (UTC)
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What is a whale?
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assholic
2018-06-25 04:05 am (UTC)
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Really? Wow.
Water mammal that looks like a fish but is fucking huge.
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 04:05 am (UTC)
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In that case: no.
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assholic
2018-06-26 04:06 am (UTC)
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So what are you doing?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 06:15 am (UTC)
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Answering your questions.
Before that, training.
[He's beginning to figure out how this whole 'doing talking' thing works.]
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assholic
2018-06-26 06:15 am (UTC)
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Super literal, aren't you? Training what?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 06:21 am (UTC)
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So I have been told.
Lightsaber forms.
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assholic
2018-06-26 06:24 am (UTC)
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Why are you training in filling out forms? And what the fuck's a light saber?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 06:27 am (UTC)
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[Oh dear.]
What?
No.
It is a weapon.
Training in form keeps a fighter focused, and sharpens strike precision.
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assholic
2018-06-26 06:27 am (UTC)
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Oh god. Are you another fucking ninja?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 06:30 am (UTC)
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I do not know what a ninja is.
I was the First Order's lead enforcer in my own galaxy.
My task was to eliminate its enemies swiftly, and without mercy.
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assholic
2018-06-26 06:32 am (UTC)
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Well, that explains the giant stick up your ass. Or is it a giant light saber?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 06:37 am (UTC)
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[Somewhere, in the compound, Kylo Ren is probably breaking something.]
What do you want, Jessica?
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assholic
2018-06-26 06:37 am (UTC)
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To bug you. And see if you're up for something.
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 03:12 pm (UTC)
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”Something” is very vague.
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assholic
2018-06-26 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Yeah. And? What are you up for? Besides training and a rectal removal?
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sololoquy
2018-06-26 08:49 pm (UTC)
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I do not understand your question.
[???? There are other things to do in life????]
What do you find offensive in training?
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assholic
2018-06-26 11:10 pm (UTC)
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Who do you plan to fight here? Or are you worried that you'll have to fight off everyone thirsty for your
light saber?
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sololoquy
2018-06-27 06:47 pm (UTC)
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Complacency breeds failure.
The assumption of safety is the fastest way to destruction.
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assholic
2018-06-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
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Buddy....
You really need to get laid.
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sololoquy
2018-06-28 02:15 am (UTC)
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No I don't.
And what does that have to do with anything?
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assholic
2018-06-28 03:07 am (UTC)
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Maybe getting laid would relieve some tension. Repressed testosterone never leads anywhere good.
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sololoquy
2018-06-28 05:20 am (UTC)
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[Normally, he'd just tell her that he'd already gotten laid to get rid of this line of questioning but.
Now that its a True Fact, he...doesn't want to. He's shy(ish) about it.]
None of my testosterone is repressed.
[Its spilling out all over the place.]
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2018-06-28 05:22 (UTC)
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Water mammal that looks like a fish but is fucking huge.
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Before that, training.
[He's beginning to figure out how this whole 'doing talking' thing works.]
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Lightsaber forms.
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What?
No.
It is a weapon.
Training in form keeps a fighter focused, and sharpens strike precision.
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I was the First Order's lead enforcer in my own galaxy.
My task was to eliminate its enemies swiftly, and without mercy.
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What do you want, Jessica?
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[???? There are other things to do in life????]
What do you find offensive in training?
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light saber?
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The assumption of safety is the fastest way to destruction.
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You really need to get laid.
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And what does that have to do with anything?
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Now that its a True Fact, he...doesn't want to. He's shy(ish) about it.]
None of my testosterone is repressed.
[Its spilling out all over the place.]
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